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My service is good service.
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Need a new hammer? Is your hammer too small or too heavy? Well come on down to U.S.S. Hephaestus or Call 1-800-Hephaestus

Hephaestus: Me and MY awsome sword. I made it myself.
I am NOT responsible for:
  • Wild Fires.
  • Lava in your living room.
  • A volcano in your living room.
  • A weapon in your mailbox.
  • Evaporated water ect.
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Vote for me and my phenomenal hammer!


Sorry, I can't help you.
...Also not my fault---------------------->
Is your home a wreck? Then come on down to...oh... wait... I only make weapons. Forget you then. :P
Is your home a wreck? Then come on down to...oh... wait... I only make weapons. Forget you then. :P


Run free little people. Run!!!!!
Were you framed for a crime? Do you need out of jail now? Well, I will come rescue you with my Handy Hammer Services. We will hammer in the judge's "right choice."
Were you framed for a crime? Do you need out of jail now? Well, I will come rescue you with my Handy Hammer Services. We will hammer in the judge's "right choice."


Not responsible for:
  • Death.
  • Fire in your living room.
  • Nose rings in your sink.
  • Fire in your kitchen.
  • Holes in your walls, floors or ceiling.
  • furr in your bed.
  • smoke in you're face.
Have a SWELL day!!
Tired of random gods coming to your doorstep? Well call 1-800-Die.
Tired of random gods coming to your doorstep? Well call 1-800-Die.


Not responsible for:
  • Wild fires.
  • fire in your living room.
  • Fire in your back yard.
Can't get the right size fire? wel I have what you need. "fire function." Call 1-800-fire.
Can't get the right size fire? wel I have what you need. "fire function." Call 1-800-fire.